My kingdom for a Timmies

All I want is a Tim Horton's hot chocolate.  You'd think it would be an easy craving to sate, this being a canadian airport and all.  But nooooooo.  Gates B6-B20 are in Timmies no-man's land and I'm stuck with a far inferior"Toasts" hot chocolate.

There's even a stupid Timmies just across the hall on the other side of the security wall.  Fie!

So screw you and your delicious chocolate beverage Mr. Horton.  Screw you and your unfairly-designed airport M. Pearson. Screw you Mr. Toasts for your $1.88 bland, brown water.  Screw you all!